Chapter 1 | Singularity

the year is 2045

we reached singularity in 2043...

exactly 3 hours, 33 minutes, and 33 seconds after the x9 dragonfruit megacluster went online
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Special Skill: Creates cosmic energy with MTG cards
Favorite Companion: A space lizard named Zog
Biggest Flex: Can conjure inter-dimensional portals, on Thursdays
Signature Move: Leaves the party at just the right time
Weird Habit: Whispers to his plants, on Thursdays
Philosophy: "The universe is full of secrets that I totally know, I just can't tell you right now"
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