No Nuts No Glory | King of Kings Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Behold, the King of Kings—the one who has ascended to the pinnacle of greatness through sheer nut-finding prowess. His crown, adorned with jewels that gleam like the promises of untold riches, is a symbol of his unmatched reign over the woodland kingdom. Surrounded by the fruits of his labor—nuts so glorious they make treasure hunters weep—this monarch holds his head high, knowing that he is the master of his domain. With eyes that twinkle with the wisdom of a thousand autumns and paws that have gripped more glory than any mortal could dream of, this is the ruler all other squirrels aspire to be. Forget mere rulers of men—this is the true King of Kings.
- Every kingdom needs its riches, and this one’s built on nuts.
- A crown heavier with glory than the weight of an entire forest.
- When you’ve got nuts, your legend is carved into the bark of time itself.