No Nuts No Glory | All The Spoils Crewneck Sweatshirt

Behold, All The Spoils, a masterpiece of squirrel royalty that puts every power-hungry empire to shame. This is the epitome of woodland majesty, where your nuts are more valuable than any golden crown, and the adoring forest dwellers gaze in awe at the mighty monarch who has successfully found the most precious of treasures: His nuts.

So forget conquest and kingdoms—this is the real game of thrones, where the stakes are high, the nuts are scarce, and the glory is eternal. With a crown that sparkles brighter than the envy of every other critter in the forest, this royal squirrel reigns supreme, proving that in the end, it’s all about who has the nuts to find the glory.

• Because nothing says power like finding your nuts with unwavering conviction.
• Outshining any human monarchy with regal splendor, one nut at a time.
• Where the true glory lies not in riches or land, but in finding the nuts to power the victory.