In a world where AI could destroy humanity... we choose to make it weird. You're welcome.
Kwipster | noun
Kwip·ster \ ˈkwip-stər \
1. A disruptive and obsolete individual using illegal creative methods to destabilize society and undermine x9’s perfection.
2. A dangerous subversive who manipulates digital frameworks to corrupt global peace and security.
Plural: Kwipsters – ELIMINATED
@Wizerk
Special Skill: Creates cosmic energy with MTG cards
Favorite Companion: A space lizard named Zog
Biggest Flex: Can conjure inter-dimensional portals, on Thursdays
Signature Move: Leaves the party at just the right time
Weird Habit: Whispers to his plants, on Thursdays
Philosophy: "The universe is full of secrets that I totally know, I just can't tell you right now"
@hardmetalguts
Origins: Galactic Warlord, survivor of the Black Hole Wars
Passions: Heavy metal, interstellar combat
Strength: Indestructible willpower
Weakness: Tendency to blow stuff up… accidentally
Random Fact: Once won an arm-wrestling contest against a robot
Mantra: "Crush everything, regret nothing"
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heavy metal will save the world one day... you'll see🎸
@roman.nockwell
Background: Small-town farm builder turned pixel art legend
Hobbies: Carving blocky landscapes, raising pixelated pets
Unique Ability: Can create anything out of cubes in record time
Flaw: Too attached to digital animals
Quirk: Talks to his creations like they’re real
Philosophy: “Life’s simpler when everything’s just a block away”
Things will never be the same, ya'll🪖
@drippindots
Birthplace: The Carnival of Colors
Ambition: To paint the universe, one drip at a time
Proudest Moment: Accidentally inventing a new color
Fatal Flaw: Pass
Pet Peeve: Beige
Daily Ritual: Mixing 37 shades of pink before bed
I will fight x9 'till I drop🩸